Wednesday, October 19, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Exercising Together, Baby Things to Make


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Back on the horse today after a couple of thrift-free weeks - here we have a framed gingerbread cookie recipe with puffy paint obscuring all the directions. 

holiday recipe

Here's a book from 1984 depicting the sensual way to superbly conditioned bodies. 


one on one

This is how you superbly tone your calves.


partners

And this is how you superbly tone your trapezius. 

trapezius


Nice cat candle - light the wick and watch her face slowly melt onto her torso!

cat candle

A good 33% of these potted babies are screaming out in terror. 

crying babies


Cute pairing. 

monkey candle

Crazy cookie jar. 

knit lady

Dear Lord, give me the strength to not choke this fluffy dog.

prayers for boys

Last but not least, baby things to make. 

baby things to make

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Thursday, October 06, 2016

Dog Bites Man


due to internet woes, WTF Wednesday is postponed until next week. 

in its stead please enjoy this video of sugarchunks biting kevin in the arm yesterday.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Happy Organ, I Love Criticism


Ni hao Wednesday! Ni hao, WTF!

Ni hao, 5 lb ceramic sneering drill sergeant mask. 

mask


Ni hao, Happy Organ.

happy organ


Ni hao, the Better than Ever Florida Boys.

the florida boys


 Ni hao, water-damaged horse head filled with rainbow aquarium rocks and covered in plexiglass. 

rainbow rock horse head



Ni hao, easily adaptable open minded figurine. 

criticism


Last but not least, an almost-vintage Vintage Vantage "Country Clubs - Not for Everyone" heathered green ringer, first VV label - circa 2003. 

vintage vantage country clubs tee


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Love Touches Box, Christians Can't Count


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Where love touches, warmth spreads - softly - gently - Wildwood-by-the-Sea, New Jersey. 

love box

Creepy ceramic twins. 

creepy sibling dolls

I always wondered what makes a kitchen a 'gourmet kitchen' - question answered.

gourmet kitchen

Help! I'm stuck!

help i'm stuck

A pair of bunnies with chinchilla eyes...

bunny with snowglobe on back

...one with a wood pile on his back topped with a glass egg  filled with water and another tiny bunny. 

bunny with snowglobe on back 2


Hark the herald angels swing!

hark the herald angels swing

The JoyAires. 

joyaires


Two more entries for the "Christians Can't Count" flickr group: Backwood Brothers Quartet (Sextet).

backwood brothers quartet


And also the Primitive Quartet (Sextet). 

primitive quartet


Last but not least, Bobcat - I'm Cool.


bobcat i'm cool



No really, I'm Serious.


bobcat i'm serious

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Whine Tasting, Bath Racer

Hello Wednesday. Hello WTF.

Sorry for the sporadicity of posting, there's a lot going on over here I don't want to share quite yet but let's just say thrifting and WTF hunting have been on the back burner.

If that is upsetting, here's five dollars, why don't you head on over to the whine tasting. 

whine tasting

Also, here's a man and his dog, taking a bath in half a barrel, filling out a racing form.

racing form 2


Dog racing, horse racing, NASCAR? Yo no se.

racing form

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Extremely Weird Fishes, Clamfoot


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey extremely weird fishes. 

extremely weird fishes


Hey literate monkey. 


reading monkey


Hey eyebrows. 

doll feet


Hey Romeo.

romeo


What in the actual eff?

what in the actual fuck 2


No words. 

what in the actual fuck 3


Easy there, gardener. 

garden peaked


A ceramic jewelry box with "HER" on it? 

her box


Last but not least, it's Clamfoot the dirty clown!

clam foot clown


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Friday, August 19, 2016

Friend Promotion Friday: Artist Jess Pfohl of JessMessin'


Hello and welcome to Friend Promotion Friday!

Self-promotion may be hard and awkward, but friend promotion is easy and fun.    

Feast your eyes on the art of Jess Pfohl, aka JessMessin'

http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/

Jess is an amazing artist based in the Baltimore area. Her works are bold and fun!

They are available on a wide variety of media including: signed prints, stickers, tote bags, cups, magnets, and pillows.

Pop art portrait illustration magnets!


http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/

Crab pillows!

http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/

Lobster prints!

http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/

She also does major art installations for festivals and other structures, such as Flower Farm


http://jessmessin.com/collections/flower-farm/

 She is legit, check out her resume: 



Check out her website: http://jessmessin.com/

Check out her current works: http://jessmessin.com/work-in-progress/


Check out her store: http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/


Check her out wearing a t-shirt I made specially for her which says "Happy Birthday" on the front, and "Sorry for Your Loss" on the back.  She was attending a birthday party in the afternoon, and a memorial concert in the evening and needed something suitable.


All in all, she is a wildly creative person who makes vibrant, fun, and functional art for a living, so show her some love!

Please keep in mind the vast majority of these friends are hustling to pay for their own health insurance. Supporting their businesses helps in many far-reaching positive ways.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Aerobics Record, Shot Put Bribe

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Every koala bear needs a doll, and every old lady needs a figurine to commemorate them. 

koala w doll


 High heel sequin piggy bank? 

high heel piggy bank


Appalachian spring...looks pretty depressing. 

appalachian spring

I love 80s workout records, and I love the name Joanie. 

joanie greggains


Last but not least, with all the Olympic fever going on, I was reminded of the time that I threw the shot put for the high school winter track team.  As I recall, my teacher was the coach and they had no girl shot putters that season and I was offered a 100 on a math test in exchange for competing - if I could huck it even 10 feet, our team might get a point or two in the meet, better than zero.  In retrospect, it was a corrupt bribe, and I am no better than crooked shillary, but it makes a WTF picture. 

heather mctammany shotput shot put


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: