Tuesday, July 01, 2008

i woulda drank it

he comes in
looks at my bar
says wow i thought you didn't drink anymore
i say
i dont really
if i did
all that wouldn't be there


Anonymous said...

so true, so true! ; )


kid D said...

same thing used to happen to me.

house guest: why do you have so much alcohol in your house?

me: because you're such a lush and i'm a great hostess. plus, your drunken stupidity entertains me.