Wednesday, July 25, 2007

sick night

i woke up at 415 this morning to throw up a lot of something like lettuce and tortilla chips
i woke up at 715 this morning on the floor outside the bathroom
i woke up at 730 this morning to find one of the dogs threw up a lot of something like bright green grass on a rug
furthermore, the frames of my sunglasses somehow cracked in two since sundown yesterday
now it's 10:30 and everybody seems fine and there are five mexican guys with leaf blowers on riding mowers all over my .02 acre yard
i have to pay them

1 comment:

kid D said...

i think you need your momma!