Wednesday, January 31, 2018

WTF Wednesday: Julia Child, Melting Teddy


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello, Just Hooked on Country!

hooked on country


Hello, God Isn't Dead!

god isn't dead


Hello, Now Go Home bumper sticker!

go home

First time ever I saw Peter Nero's face, I chuckled. 

peter nero


Hello, Julia Child!

use cream


Hello, Melting Teddy!

melting teddy


Hello, relaxing tea pot!

life's strain


Last but not least, hello, little bronco! (do not look at his pant's fly). 

little bronco


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
 
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Wednesday, January 03, 2018

WTF Wednesday: Coach Jesus, U R Cool Dad


Ciao, 2018! Ciao, Wednesday! Ciao WTF!

Ciao, stunned Christmas doll!

xmas doll


Flip flop Jesus is my coach and I shall not want a bat. 

jesus is my coach


The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!

firefighter


Ciao, Do Thine Own Thing duck with dragonfly on his face. 

do thine own thing


It's not easy being pretty. 

not easy being pretty


I'm a beautician, not a magician!

beautician not magician


Ciao, U R Cool Dad license plate!

u r cool dad


Last but not least, ciao Hereford bull with "Nebraska"punch label!

nebraska cow


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
 
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Wednesday, December 20, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Attempted Assassin's House


Good day, Wednesday! Good day, WTF!

I've seen the neighbors across the street, Fanny and Bill (names not changed because they're too funny), one and only one time since we moved in last December - the first week we were here they were outside and I went to say hi and Fanny pointed at our house and said "Do you know the history of that house?" I started to say I knew it had been renovated...and she said "Oh no, it's the H___ house" and went on about how news reporters were camped out for weeks after the son of the people living here tried to kill the president in the early 80's. 

I'm not going to say the name because he is still alive and it's just too weird, but I think you all can figure it out. 

So we wikipedia'ed the story and burned sage throughout the house and chuckled about it and didn't really consider it again until last week when I saw this carved into the driveway.


So that's slightly WTF. 

Coincidentally, when Kevin's parents moved into their Colorado house, they found one and only one thing left behind in the attic -


Last but not least, there was a ping pong challenge tournament here at the ol H____ house this weekend that achieved muchos WTF levels!


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
 
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Wednesday, December 06, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Extra Muscles, Exercising Made Easy


Good morning Wednesday! Good morning WTF!

Good morning, 10 pound sand sculpture proclaiming Tom's love for Donna!

tom loves donna


Good morning, crappy Coors beer can topped with a mouse in a Broncos tam!

coors can


Good morning, relaxing clown!

down clown


Good morning, feather boa wreath!

wreath


Good morning, Native American brave with extra muscles!

latissimus dorsi  3


Human latissimus dorsi does not look anything like that, no matter how many sidebends and situps are done!

latissimus dorsi


Good morning, pipe smoking dog made out of painted grass!

pipe dog


Good morning, T-rex trampling gnomes!

trex2


Ouch

trex


Good morning, seamstress!

mending


Last but not least, good morning, Exercising Made Easy!

exercise easy


Grab a couple books and go for it! (Move on the far right is definitely bad for her knee.)

exercise easy 2


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
 
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Unicorn Cat, College Basketball Petition


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello mystical magical unicorn and cat combo!


unicorn cat


Last but not least, hello petition I started this morning to ban alumni from announcing their own team's college basketball games! Enough with the major network-sponsored Duke propaganda!

jay bilas

Check out the details here, and please sign if you are so inclined: 
Stop assigning alumni as commentators for their own school's College Basketball games


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
 
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New WTF this week:

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Stunned Rainbow Brite, Rolling Around


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Hola, Country Bumpkin!

country bumpkin


Hola, the way love should be!

western outfits


We have two more entries into the "Christians Can't Count" group: 

Hola Landmark Quartet (Quintet)!

christians can't count 2


And hola, Blackwood Brothers Quartet (Quintet)!

christians can't count


Hola, bunny eating an entire cherry pie!

cherry pie rabbit


Fairly certain they could have found a better photo of Don Mattingly. 

don mattingly


Hola, googly eyed cat!

google eye cat


Hola, naked kid playing flute with a bird!

singing with birds


Hola, stunned rainbow brite!

rainbow doll


Hola, I Can't Believe I'm Knitting!

can't believe i'm knitting


Last but not least, feast your senses on a brand new video from Guadalajara Joe in which he wears Skippy Haha Vintage shorts and tank top and rolls all over town! 


rolling around

"Have you ever laid down, on the ground, and just rolled around, all over town?" 



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.
 
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New WTF this week:

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

WTF Wednesday - Illegible Sign, Phone Addiction


Greetz, Wednesday! Greetz, WTF!

I can't imagine why this store went out of business. 

terrible sign


Bloody footprints on the piano keys. 

teddy bear blues


Excellent sign to put out if you're expecting aliens.

welcome to the world


This guy hates his neighbors. 

get away neighbors


Last but not least, somebody get this lady an intervention!

on the phone


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 
 
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New WTF this week:

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Dough Crafts, Bat Licker


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey Pine Bark Extract for $50/bottle in a town so full of pine trees it's named Evergreen!

pine bark extract

Hey Woman's Day Dough Crafts!

woman's day dough crafts

Last but not least, hey Yasiel Puig of the LA Dodgers licking his bat before hitting!

bat licker

I would be pissed if I had to field a ball he hits off that licked bat. The germs! Come on!

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only
questions leading to more questions. 

 
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New WTF this week: