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GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

by, William O. Johnson

Man, she sure has a nice snap in that thing

and that look is just right.

I like that top she has on, that color sure is bright.

I only have one question for her.

"GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

Look at those lips,

my, my, my,

baby's got shapely hips

and she is top heavy too!

What am I to do? I've got to ask,

"GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

A short skirt and high heel shoes,

I can't believe her sex appeal!

Her lipstick is just the color I dreamed about,

I better make my move

before she flies away.

EXCUSE ME,

"GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

for something similar to listen to: "Girl, I Wanna Lay You Down" - ALO

yes makes you smile

in almost every language, saying the equivalent of the word "yes" forces you the speaker into a smile. saying the word "yes" you have to smile. a few languages yes is spoken "haha."
check it out - if you go down this list, you can't help but be smiling - yes in 550 languages website

to compare, your face isn't half as happy saying no in 550 languages.

just something i was thinking about, considering why weege is such a great nickname, and you say "cheese" to smile, stuff like that.

america's finest city

blake russell wins big race!

my friend, frosty beverage man, told me he & his wife saw my old roomate, blake (used to be) phillips, now blake russell, yesterday after SHE WON the 15k Gate River Run in Jacksonville, Florida! go blake!

you know he's not slow

i can't find A single picture of blake from back when we lived together, but i did find this one that she took, of me & frosty beverage man, sitting in front of the house that she & i lived in, in smurf village. she thought it was funny that we'd sit at the bus stop like it was a lounge chair.


you can see her profile & talking about why she loves running on the reebok website here - click on ATHLETES, she's 2/3 way down

speedy gonzalez!

here too is a picture of frosty beverage man's cousin:


and another of frosty beverage man's friends who may or may not have in their sleep peed on or been peed on by a friend of mine, nobody knows.


anyway, congratulations blake! keep running fast!
the end.

nacho choplicker

rainbow today

may resort to vibrance

cherrybomb

i gave my love a cherry
hopin maybe it would make her sweet
she crushed it up right there inside my pocket
just before she threw me on the street

i gave my love a dollar
thought she'd buy some wine or something pink
she hopped on the next train bound for Memphis
that's what i get for lettin myself think

i gave my love a weekend
to show me something i can't live without
she turned round & caught me for a lifetime
taught me what sweet pain is all about

cheer at the pessimist pep rally

nobody likes fruit jokes

Holden Holden, He Is the Black Dog (Nacho, Nacho His Fur Is White)

and to see me do it flat on a ukulele: