WTF Wednesday: Cat Shaker, Sad Jesus Thrift Art

Good afternoon, Wednesday! Good afternoon, WTF!

Here we have a majestic bald eagle. Painted on velvet.

 

This lady golfer is wearing pilot goggles, staring into the sun, and seems to have lost her clock.

 

Mmmmm....newflgsauce!

Hey cute little cat in a basket.

I'm gonna fill you with salt and shake you on my food.

I thought Jesus would be happy to see new friends in heaven.

Why is he crying? 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

• 60s Senior Cord Skirt High School Art
• 90s Flying Vikings Rodeo T-shirt
• 80s O'Brien Irish Shamrock Spin-Art T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Weiner Nougat, Synchronized Peeing

It's Wednesday! It's WTF!

Some weeks have more WTF than others, but this one had less. I'd done so much thrifting the week before that I skipped last week, but I still have this to present to you today.

While researching the age-old question, "What IS nougat?"* I came across this product. 

Wiener nougat.

Wiener in the Vienna sense of the word.

Last but not least, the couple who pees together...

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:   

• 80s Dance Side-Tie Neon Fringe Tee
• 60s Psychedelic Novelty Sweater
• 80s Max the Yellow Labrador Retriever Tee

*Nougat consists of sugar, nuts, and egg whites.

WTF Wednesday: Radishes, Crimpin', Clowns

Happy day, Wednesday! Happy day, WTF!

 

With Love.

 

Is that a...radish? 

 

Crimpin' ain't easy. 

 

Is the jackass dancing?

Or scratching himself?

 

Or dancing and scratching himself?

This is a 2-foot tall ashtray.

 

Last but not least, the more you smack the kitty's head, the cleaner your hands will be. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:  

• 90s Lunging Toddler Hug Photo T-shirt
• 80s Chilean Nitrate Fertilizer Members Only Jacket
• 90s Built In Polo Collar Farm Animal T-shirt

WTF Wednesday: Is One Bag Enough, Sundae Head, Dead Fish Hat

Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Let's begin with a ceramic cat wearing a rhinestone necklace. 

Is one bag of ice enough to instill so much fear in you that you buy extra bags of ice? 

Next, I'd like to spotlight some WTFs from a few great Etsy vintage sellers: Robin Egg Surprise, Fresh to Death Vintage, and Black Market Pop.

How about a Spoil Me! frou frou terrier dog t-shirt? (via Robin Egg Surprise).

Here's an 80's cross stitch needlepoint of a woman with a hot fudge sundae on her head. (via Fresh to Death Vintage). 

Everybody needs a real taxidermy fish attached to a trucker hat. (via Black Market Pop). 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: 

• 80s Nike Track Jacket w Zip-Off Sleeves
• 80s Russia Sucks Blinking Light Mesh Hat
• 80s Sheepdog Shaggy Face T-shirt

screw you, vince lombardi sweater! i found the russia sucks hat!

in a turn of events i can only describe as tragic, some other vintage sellers from tennessee recently came into the asheville thrift zone and found a vince lombardi west point sweater, which they proceeded to sell for over $40,000. 

well guess who found the vintage 80's "russia sucks" *blinking light* velvet mesh trucker hat?

video of lights in action: https://instagram.com/p/2BnJroK_XX/

it is cold war chic, rocky 4 come to life. 

at the modest price of $10,000, you could buy 4 of these for one vince lombardi sweater. but good luck finding 3 more.