Tuesday, July 09, 2013
designed for bouffant hairstyles. what a fabulous word.
scene: an elderly woman puttering around the goodwill store. she has a shopping cart. the only thing in the cart is a panini maker in a box. her very elderly husband joins her.
he: what's 'at?
she: a pantini maker.
he: pantini maker? what's it fer?
she: it mashes bread together and gits hot.
he: fer makin sandwiches?
she: yeah, pantinis.
he: how much it cost?
she: seven dollar.
he: aight then.