What do you do when it's 7:30 on Halloween night and there's a line of hundreds of kids in costumes at the door and you've run...

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF! Every koala bear needs a doll, and every old lady needs a figurine to commemorate them.   High heel sequin pig...

(technically my friend's sister, but she's my friend, too dammit!) odd mom out is a new show on monday nights on bravo. written ...

ah the good old days! the floor was linoleum and plaid. the ashtrays were on every table. the toaster was full of muffins. i was straw...

i was born in 1976, the heydey of the t-shirt. in those days, t-shirts were soft, made in the USA, and the graphics were hand-drawn, bold ...

my brother is 2 years younger than i am. he is also much more social than i am. when we were growing up, many times i wanted him to disappea...

happy birthday to my DAD! My dad is the greatest! Here is one small example. Not only did he go to every single one of my Saturday socc...

i have always loved reading. i remember being 3 and reading about a gem-encrusted crown in the childcraft encyclopedia. i read all the nancy...

happy birthday to my wonderful MOM!  i hope you are wearing your hair in a bouffant today, owing allegiance to no crown, and somebody g...

had a great time at the beach last week!  we went to the outer banks, where i lived for a summer 15 years ago. i lived in a house with 3...

thanks for cutting my pancakes at mcdonald's!

this is something my brother drew as a present for my mother in about the 4th grade, age 8-10.

it's a landslide of blue! this is from 4th grade - 1986.  why does everybody hate yellow?

this was my first diary. i was 7 years old. seems so cute and innocent, right? where a girl who could barely write would write about bun...

this is what happens when you make third graders do current events reports

40 years! that's longer than i've been alive! what are they drinking here? bourbon? cranberry juice? my dad's tuxedo is ...