Wednesday, June 22, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Senora Chihuahua, Come On and Zoom


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Let's get some pesky dolls out of the way.  

Believe, pur, doll.
believe pur doll

The newscaster queen of Christmas. 

queen of xmas


Dolls in their boxes are scarier than dolls out of their boxes.

motionette


Help, I'm stuck!

motionette close


Chi-chi-chi-chihuahua!

chihuahua


Coffee cup brimming with gilded teddy bears. 

coffee cup of teddy bears


The horse is not feeling it, the knight's head is scrunched entirely down on his neck, and WTF is in his hand? 

knight dildo


I love dogs. I could not love dogs any more than I do. Even I would not put this in my house to show my love of dogs. 

dogs


Loss of control kit, with diaper inside, and plastic hammer on side to break cellophane. 

break open


Come on and zoom!

zoom


Pheobe is about to rock herself away to the bottom of that cliff.

rock away


Last but not least, hyper evil hyperextended arm doll!

xmas doll


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Sump Pump for Your Stomach


The FDA has just approved this device. 

http://www.koaa.com/story/32220969/fda-approves-stomach-draining-obesity-treatment?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KOAA_5


It sucks the food out of your stomach and dumps it in the toilet before the calories stick to your butt.
The AspireAssist system consists of a thin tube implanted in the stomach, connecting to an outside port on the skin of the belly. About 20 minutes after finishing a meal, users connect the port to an external device, which drains some of the recently-consumed food into the toilet.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, June 08, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Tummy Time, Deer Hugger, Seals


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey clapping girl!

girl doll 3


Must be tummy time.

girl doll


Why the ellipsis, Mr. yarn head? 


i love you yarn


Hey you pantsless deer hugger.

deer hugger


Glad there's a label because I would have guessed Bichon Frises. 

seals


This is a seal. 

seal


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, June 01, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Raggedy Family, Bernie Sanders Year One Photos


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hello Raggedy family in Oklahoma! (thanks, kid D!)


https://www.instagram.com/p/BFT3TJZQK7EYCwldXt09DT4OYM_rzrndTYh-N00/

Moving on to something equally WTF in a less creepy way - feast your eyes on Bernie Sanders' past year in photos - The Political Revolution: Year One

Starting out May 2015 in Burlington, Vermont,


Through last summer in Texas,


 August in Los Angeles,


Stunning display of compassion,


After stunning display of compassion,


He has done some incredible things,


And inspired an incredible number of people,


Like a goddamn Beatles concert,


With his family by his side,


 All day,


Every day,


For more than a year.


How he has the energy for event after event, week after week, I will never know, though it must feel great to be saying the same things you've been saying to empty rooms, only now to overflow stadiums full of cheering people. 

Dozens more photos here: The Political Revolution: Year One.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Cowboy Bulldog, Sucking Pillows


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

I haven't had much time for thrifting in the past week, so here are a few WTF videos I've collected from cyberspace: The Renewed Mind Is the Key:  

renewed mind

A bulldog in a cowboy costume rides a wooden horse: 

bulldog cowboy

This is from 2 weeks ago 2 miles away from here - black bear enters kitchen, eats hershey kisses, walks down to bathroom, home owner calmly films - 

bear in bathroom

Last but not least, here is Pouncey, who at 4 years old, still sucks on pillows if he goes 2 days without a hike. Here he's made a bosom from his dog bed and sucked on it for a half hour. 

pouncey sucks

 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Hair Hands, Breakdance Angel, Oodles of Poodles


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Starting off with a tip from my friend Supermama Vintage:  


We'll make great pets.

we'll make great pets


Free Puppy's! Yes!

free puppys


Everybody loves shoveling snow. 

shoveler


A baby is God's way of saying the world should go on.

the world should go on


Blinded, drawn, and quartered rolling clown. 

drawn and quartered clown


Breakdancing angel with no nose. 

breakdance angel


Last but not least, oodles of poodles. 

oodles of poodles


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Body Rubs, Swallowed Magnets


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

I had no idea swallowed magnets could be so destructive. Warning: keep this kids' toy away from kids.

swallowed magnets


Moving on to 1995, the sculpture. 

1995 baby


Oriental sauna spa body rubs. 

body rub


Reminds me of the Willie O poem "Can I Have a Body Rub? Gladly!"

A long day, a hot and sore body,
you're tired after a long drive,
Can I have a body rub?

Playing with the kids, working in the yard,
you've just completed that five mile run.
Can I have a body rub?

Sitting at that desk for six of seven hours,
the stress and all the tension is trying to make you sour, 
Can I have a body rub?

We had a great time at the picnic, softball, sack races and a
whole lot more, now I am in a little bit of pain.
Can I have a body rub?

Coaching Little League and playing in the city league, as you
get older you play the price for these.
Can I have a body rub?

Our days have ups and downs, we do so many things to get
ourselves off track, or make life a funny thing, but to let off
a little steam and help yourself relax.
GO AHEAD AND GET A BODY RUB
YOUR LOVER WILL CHARGE NO TAX!

CAN I HAVE A BODY RUB?
GLADLY,
NOW JUST KICK BACK!

Last but not least, minimum wage rock n roll from the Bus Boys.

bus boys


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, May 04, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Beach Cow, Let's Disco, Hillary Lies Sign


Buenos dias, Wednesday! Buenos dias, WTF!

Buenos dias, dead cow joke. 

cow died

Buenos dias, same dead cow joke spotted 1 day later at Wintzell's Oyster House in Mobile, Alabama. (yellow sign under poster). 

cow died sign


Buenos dias, another cow, this one in a prairie nightgown, building a sand castle in a snowglobe at the beach.

a cow at the beach

Not a pineapple, very different. 

pine apple

The hands on the guy in the middle. Let's Disco!

let's disco

Bless my ladybugs. 

bless my ladybugs

Last but not least, this insurance agency in Travelers Rest, SC has some opinions on Hillary's truthiness. 

jesus is coming hillary lies


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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