Wednesday, May 25, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Cowboy Bulldog, Sucking Pillows


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

I haven't had much time for thrifting in the past week, so here are a few WTF videos I've collected from cyberspace: The Renewed Mind Is the Key:  

renewed mind

A bulldog in a cowboy costume rides a wooden horse: 

bulldog cowboy

This is from 2 weeks ago 2 miles away from here - black bear enters kitchen, eats hershey kisses, walks down to bathroom, home owner calmly films - 

bear in bathroom

Last but not least, here is Pouncey, who at 4 years old, still sucks on pillows if he goes 2 days without a hike. Here he's made a bosom from his dog bed and sucked on it for a half hour. 

pouncey sucks

 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Hair Hands, Breakdance Angel, Oodles of Poodles


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Starting off with a tip from my friend Supermama Vintage:  


We'll make great pets.

we'll make great pets


Free Puppy's! Yes!

free puppys


Everybody loves shoveling snow. 

shoveler


A baby is God's way of saying the world should go on.

the world should go on


Blinded, drawn, and quartered rolling clown. 

drawn and quartered clown


Breakdancing angel with no nose. 

breakdance angel


Last but not least, oodles of poodles. 

oodles of poodles


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Body Rubs, Swallowed Magnets


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

I had no idea swallowed magnets could be so destructive. Warning: keep this kids' toy away from kids.

swallowed magnets


Moving on to 1995, the sculpture. 

1995 baby


Oriental sauna spa body rubs. 

body rub


Reminds me of the Willie O poem "Can I Have a Body Rub? Gladly!"

A long day, a hot and sore body,
you're tired after a long drive,
Can I have a body rub?

Playing with the kids, working in the yard,
you've just completed that five mile run.
Can I have a body rub?

Sitting at that desk for six of seven hours,
the stress and all the tension is trying to make you sour, 
Can I have a body rub?

We had a great time at the picnic, softball, sack races and a
whole lot more, now I am in a little bit of pain.
Can I have a body rub?

Coaching Little League and playing in the city league, as you
get older you play the price for these.
Can I have a body rub?

Our days have ups and downs, we do so many things to get
ourselves off track, or make life a funny thing, but to let off
a little steam and help yourself relax.
GO AHEAD AND GET A BODY RUB
YOUR LOVER WILL CHARGE NO TAX!

CAN I HAVE A BODY RUB?
GLADLY,
NOW JUST KICK BACK!

Last but not least, minimum wage rock n roll from the Bus Boys.

bus boys


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, May 04, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Beach Cow, Let's Disco, Hillary Lies Sign


Buenos dias, Wednesday! Buenos dias, WTF!

Buenos dias, dead cow joke. 

cow died

Buenos dias, same dead cow joke spotted 1 day later at Wintzell's Oyster House in Mobile, Alabama. (yellow sign under poster). 

cow died sign


Buenos dias, another cow, this one in a prairie nightgown, building a sand castle in a snowglobe at the beach.

a cow at the beach

Not a pineapple, very different. 

pine apple

The hands on the guy in the middle. Let's Disco!

let's disco

Bless my ladybugs. 

bless my ladybugs

Last but not least, this insurance agency in Travelers Rest, SC has some opinions on Hillary's truthiness. 

jesus is coming hillary lies


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Fist Faces, Hacking Democracy


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

First up, your fist becomes a real face. 


Check out this comprehensive book. 

via facebook, via Lindsay
via facebook, via Lindsay :-)
Onto the fun subject of election fraud, we watched the documentary "Hacking Democracy" -  billed as "the disturbingly shocking HBO documentary Hacking Democracy bravely tangles with our nation's ills at the heart of democracy. The film the Diebold corporation doesn't want you to see, this revelatory journey follows tenacious Seattle grandmother Bev Harris and her band of extraordinary citizen-activists as they set out to ask one simple question: How does America count its votes?" 

Spoiler alert: the Diebold and ES&S machines, memory cards, and central tabulators can be easily hacked and rigged for any desired outcome. The machines in the film are still used today. They run Windows XP. We can do better. 

Watch it for free here: Hacking Democracy.  

A crucial 7 minutes of the film is here: 



The film was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Long Form Investigative Journalism and features an election official in Tallahassee who used to go to Kevin's baseball games. 

Last but not least it's a dog who looks high as hell. 

 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Bowel Bodysuit, Moist Bills, Election Fraud


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey lady in an irritable bowel syndrome drug commercial in a full length bowel bodysuit!

bowel lady


Hey Portland liquor store sick of touching your boob and sock money!

moist bills

Hey Sugars snoozing with her face against the glass!

sleepy suggie


Last but not least, in light of Bernie's "loss" in NY - I ask you to consider that on top of dropping more than 100,000 people from the rolls in Bernie's hometown Brooklyn, that the unverified voting machines are rigged.  Exit polls are historically very accurate - the voter is actually there, with no incentive to lie. The exit polls in NY were 52-48 for Hillary, much closer than the recorded vote ended up. Mathematician Richard Charnin does an excellent job of working out the numbers, but basically the odds of Bernie's exit poll share exceeding his recorded share in 17 out of 18 primaries (as has happened this year) is 1 in 13,797. There is a 99.9% probability that this anomaly was not due to chance and must have been the result of election fraud.  (He also offers a solution: Can Current Technology Insure Fair Elections? - open source technology PLUS hand counts, auditable by citizens.) 

An in-depth video interview with Charnin about it is here. A petition asking Bernie to address the fraud in this primary season is here.  Tin foil hats sold separately.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Toilet Training, Clocker Spaniels

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

First up, in what must be a relic from the time before digital photography, it's a framed picture of a tree trunk with vines. 

tree photo

Would you like to potty train your child in just one day, or less than one day?

potty training in one day or less than one day


Hi angry Asian dude.

asian angry man


Hi angry soccer player.

angry soccer player


This appears to be a Native American Indian cow.

fish cooking native cow


Cooking a skillet fish.

fish cooking native cow 2


Thanks a lot, Lois, you bitch.

nice girls dont get the corner office


Last but not least, $5 for broken Clocker Spaniels.

clocker spaniels


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Spanking Teddy Angels, Vegas Grandma


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Let's begin with some vintage LPs. Smooth sailin' - complete with grapes and a blunt.



smooth sailin


Silverwind: 

silverwing


You don't need to understand. That's good.

you don't have to understand


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall on a photo.

humpty dumpty


Ah the heavily rouged praying grandma Las Vegas bell.

las vegas bell


Last but not least, a pair of teddy bear angels.

spanking teddies


Spanking teddy bear angels.

spanking teddies 2


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Taco Casserole, Guadalajara Mermaid

Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

I only have 2 things for this week, this appears to be a flash card to teach emotions. 

disgusting tacos 2


Your taco casserole hurts, embarrasses, disappoints, disgusts, repulses, and amuses me.

disgusting tacos


Last up, another gem from Guadalajara Joe! Basically it's a solo Chris Isaak "Wicked Game" meets "Big Top Pee Wee" - behold, "OMG I'm So Cray-Cray" -



 Bachelorette parties need to hire him! 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week:

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Ballet Cat, Banjo Party, Arizona Voter Fraud


Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, WTF!

Good morning, ballet cat!

ballet cat

Good morning, old man playing cards. 

card player


Good morning, filthy mouse baker licking your filthy spoon.

filthymouse


Good morning, bucket belly bunny puppy!

bucket belly bunny

Good morning, Father Time wishing you Happy Birthday on a VHS tape.

video birthday card


Good morning creepy pink boot doll with filthy bear.

filthy bear


 You don't need a whole doll, here play with this head.

disembodied cabbage patch

I don't know why they are traveling in a swan, I don't know what they are doing with their hands.

two of us in a swan


Take 5 balloons and 2 half-full glasses of red wine - boom, banjo party!

banjo party


Last but not least, Bernie Sanders crushed in Idaho and Utah last night, winning basically 80-20 landslides in both states. Unfortunately, Arizona was rife with reports of voter fraud and suppression, and it seems many thousands of democrat's votes were not counted, and for that Arizona gets a huge WTF. 

5 Examples of Voter Suppression in Arizona Primary: People waited in line 5 hours; Thousands of people were waiting still in line to vote when CNN called the election for $hillary; Reduced number of polling places from 200 to 60; and Lifelong Democrats had their registrations changed to Independent and were forced to cast provisional ballots which will not be counted.

If you'd like to ask the White House to investigate this, please check out this petition: INVESTIGATE THE VOTER FRAUD AND VOTER SUPPRESSION IN ARIZONA 3/22/2016 DEMOCRATIC PARTY

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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New WTF this week: