Wednesday, February 24, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Mail Order Cats, My Son the Nut, Hillary Cockblocker


Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Greetings, Cockblocker Hillary, Bill, and Britney Spears.

hillary cockblocker


Greetings, clown on a ball.

clown on a ball


Greetings,  raccoons on a log, labelled raccoons, for $5.

raccoons


Greetings, mail order cats.

mailbox full of cats


Greetings, bear in a sweater.

bear in a sweater


Greetings, my son the nut, this time with strings!

my son the nut


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Angry Nun, Giant Pig, Eternity Express


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello angry nun!

nuns


Rejoicing in their soul, not in their face.

rejoicing


All aboard Eternity Express.

eternity express

Eternal paradise: 

eternal paradise


That's a big ass pig there. 

giant hog


Last but not least, I have lost all my faith in mainstream media over the course of the last week. This article describes why: The Jonathan Capehart Saga, Or Why Progressives Have Stopped Trusting the Corporate Media 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Giant Microbes, Astroturf


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Hi World's Happiest Lion.
wtf lion side


Roar...I mean yippee!

wtf lion


Hi tub of giant microbes.

microbes 2

1,000,000 x actual size. 

microbes

Hi worst sailor doll ever made. 

worst sailor doll ever

Hi ...Easter bunny? 

easter bunny 3

From another planet?

easter bunny


Last but not least, what do you use as a dust jacket for your Sports book? Astrofreakinturf.

astroturf dust jacket


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Friday, February 05, 2016

Heartstrings Tax Break


There's a hidden cost savings that would result from universal health care - i haven't seen this addressed anywhere yet - but I spent a bunch of money last year trying to defray the medical costs of people I have never met.

I sent $375 through gofundme to 8 different friends of friends, or friends of friend's friends who, in desperate bids to avoid being completely wiped out by an accident or illness, reached out to the Internet. I read the stories of a woman who lost everything she owned and half her skin in a fire, and had to donate. The 37 year old father with pancreatic cancer. The 5 year old boy with a brain tumor. I wasn't required to pay for their healthcare, but once I read their stories and saw their pictures, once they moved me to tears, felt compelled to donate. Kind of a heartstrings tax. Golden rule tax. 

I could have donated more to each of them and it still wouldn't have been enough. I could have donated to more of the gofundmes that came across my screen and it still wouldn't have been enough.

Would I gladly pay about that same $375/year in taxes every year to ensure NOBODY in this country goes through that ordeal of begging the internet for help when they get sick ever again - to ensure EVERYBODY gets health care? Yes! I believe strongly this is something we should fight for and not give up until it happens. 

Bernie Sanders is fighting hard for this, whether you support him or not, think about supporting universal single payer health care, and pressuring your representatives to do the same.

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Shish Kebabers, Muzzleloading, Ted Cruz Kiss


Ciao, Wednesday! Ciao, WTF!

Ciao, first Spaniel on the Supreme Court. 

supreme court spaniel


Ciao, double-headed dog sculpture chewing on a bone. 

pile of dog heads


Ciao, teddy bear hitching a ride on a goose.

teddy on a goose


Ciao, heartless asshole. 

hunters guide


Ciao, novice muzzleloader. 

muzzleloading


Ciao, shish kebabers!

shishkebabers


It appears somebody got the sensation of York peppermint patties...

peppermint patty cross


...to a real WTF degree. 

peppermint patty cross 2


 

Last but not least, here is Ted Cruz teaching his 7 year old daughter that no means yes. 


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Scorpion Suckers, Attack Jackass


Aloha Wednesday! Aloha WTF!

Back from a few days in Arizona where the sun was a-shining and the WTF was a-flowing. 

Thanks for the warning. 

attack jackass


 My sweet niece caught the WTF bug and helped me find some "weird stuff" at the ghost town:

jeremiah

What's floating inside that lollipop? 

scorpion sucker


Oh you know, just a scorpion carcass.

scorpion suckers


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Fiddling Angel, Coach K


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Behold a fiddling skipping angel next to jumbo roses: 

fiddling skipping angel


Is she saying stop? Kneeling? Missing another half to play pattycake? I hope?

kneeling stopping


The running coke.


come n git it


Last but not least, Coach K of Duke had a couple of atrocious tantrums Monday night after losing his 3rd game in a row.   About the play below he stated" "It was an amazing ending. Amazing. Go see it, it's literally amazing. It's amazing basketball, let's put it that way. We put ourselves in a position to win. Matt [Jones, #13] made a great play and he wasn't rewarded. He made a great play, and it's amazing. It's literally amazing. God bless America."

Pay close attention to Matt Jones #13 from Duke:




The great play he wasn't rewarded for -  was a flop. He flings his hands over his head to fake a foul. Instead of going for the ball he flings his hands backwards. He wasn't rewarded. God bless America.

Following this loss, Coach K for whatever reason didn't shake hands with the Syracuse bench. Excellent sportsmanship. 

This is my reaction to Coach K.




As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Melting Dog, Feel the Bern, Pax Americana


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello Max Webster and his Live Magnetic Air Mullets.

live magnetic air mullets


This is why you can't walk a dog in the rain.

rain dog 1


His fur will melt off, becoming one with your jacket.

rain dog

This is some good assvice right here. 

let it mellow


Last but not least, I am taking this WTFW to announce my endorsement of Bernie Sanders for President 2016.  I realize I am trying to sell t-shirts here and my political views may offend others who will in turn not want to buy my t-shirts, but really, fuck this shit - I believe all Americans should have health care, sue me.   

feelthebern


I think Bernie is honest, and I strongly agree with basically every single word that comes out of his mouth. The notion that he might take Elizabeth Warren as a running mate has me positively giddy. I imagine 4 years of Sanders/Warren, and then another 8 with her at the helm and I think we could reverse climate change in 12 years. We could have light rail, solar highways, and wind farms in 12 years. We could reduce the wage gap and get real about stopping racism. We could usher in a new era of Pax Americana. Imagine - peace. Imagine? 

I found this t-shirt at goodwill on New Years Eve - my dream ticket is right!

my dream ticket


Bernie Sanders on the issues.

How and when to vote for Bernie Sanders in your state. 

To buy a sweet Bernie T-shirt made in Vermont by a really good dude, check out Eat More Kale.

To read an insightful blog about the harm our current Health Care system is causing to families, see this from WNC Debt Law.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Wednesday, January 06, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Nail Clipper, Nonchalant Clown


Happy New Year Wednesday! Happy New Year WTF!

First, a commercial for a horrific product that clips your nails.

rotoclipper (2)


Clipping was a battle for Jen B. 

clipping was a battle


Horrific.

rotoclipper



Never trust a skinny cook, says the teddy bear with a rolling pin.

never trust skinny cook


Last but not least, a lazy nonchalant clown.

nonchalant clown



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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Wednesday, December 30, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Gorilla Bikini, Redneck Shot Glass, Diaper Puppy


Hai Wednesday! Hai WTF!

Let's start with an overtly racist souvenir - A Redneck's Shot Glass.

redneck shot glass


Two shots for yankees, three shots for NRA members, four shots for Good Ol Boys, and five shots for Rednecks. Okay, Savannah, Georgia, settle down, that's enough outta you.

redneck shot glass 1



Best choice for you.

dolphin spin


Hai gorilla in a bikini.

gorilla in a bikini


Hai pug in a camera bag.

camera bag of pug


Last but not least, hai puppy in a diaper.

changing times


Welcome to these changing times.

changing times 1


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Lettuce Angel Birth, Fitness Trophy


Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Short and sweet this week so everybody can get back to jingling bells. 

First we have a cabbage patch lettuce head angel being born.

cabbage head angel

Last but not least, a super legit 2 Fit 2 Quit trophy.

2 fit 2 quit

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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