first ever asheville modelfest

huge success! the models showed some excellent moves right out of the gates













all this and much more coming soon to a website near you!

memorial day

went to hear derek trucks band at the visulite on saturday and was amazed at how good he was. playing with some funk soul bruthas, he was calm, cool & collected & totally in control while doing mind-blowing stuff with his giant monster hands, making the guitar look like a kid's toy.

(found this picture on google images)

next day went to lake norman for lots of holiday cheer and a mini modeling shoot with these friendly folks


also at brunch sunday lisa's silverware was sticking together magnetically for some reason

best box ever

i found a box full of old vintage vantage shirts that i'd ironed furry buffaloes onto a few years ago. it's like a bonanza. the buffalo is in a different spot for every shirt, so it's the fro on the dodgeball kid's head, it's like a tattoo on the compton cupcakes one, gravity, it's not just a good idea, it's the buffalo, caucasia knows how to party with a dead buffalo with its legs up, you get the idea.

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betsy gave me a painting

the coolest thing about GLOK modelfest may have been the painting betsy gave me that she made & i've been pining after since i saw it 2 years ago & fits right there and matched the duct tape & scissors

GLOK modelfest 3

the GLOK (gorgeous ladies of kickball) modelfest this weekend was a raging success!



lucky jeez even got a shirt of his own


* you can check out some of the lovely GLOK's previous work on the top shelf and ebay.

warehouse holidays

happy birthday shiny blue craig!

make this year your best, ready go!

read the blurbs & vote for lot dawg here!

vote!

who can forget nacho in the voting is for old people shirt?
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cops love me

10/14/06 3:30PM

Pulled over in Del Mar
Followed for past mile from highway twisting streets neighborhood by
dark shark of roads
patrol car
flashes lights
Officer A. Garcia badge 50-ish
short of course stout aviators khaki
license registration proof of insurance
did i do something wrong?
i'll tell you just as soon as you do what i just said
hand license from wallet
reach to glove box
ehh- it's okay - everything in your name? -the registration?
yeah yeah all me
well heather you know what you're sposta do at a stop sign?
stop
yeahhhh- you rolled through not one but two stop signs usually you see a patrol car behind you people come to complete stop or they been drinking--?
i haven't
Loud beeping sound muffled operator walkietalkie
okay i'm gonna let you go today with just a warning heather
writes my name in all caps in pocket notebook
but you're gonna hafta show some more effort-?
sure yeah okay
okay boots on gravel turn walk back
shaking hands shift to drive
i thought i stopped

how they got there

stats from october 06 kitshickers.com-

Top 20 of 31 Total Search Strings
#	Hits		Search String
1	23	20.35%	ivan drago
2	15	13.27%	sexpanther
3	10	8.85%	kitshickers
4	9	7.96%	her spandex
5	8	7.08%	beaner
6	6	5.31%	ivan%20drago
7	4	3.54%	redteam
8	3	2.65%	trampolines
9	2	1.77%	drago rocky iv
10	2	1.77%	female target
11	2	1.77%	ivan%20drago%20pictures
12	2	1.77%	kickball teams southern california
13	2	1.77%	moose drunk
14	2	1.77%	mooseknuckles
15	2	1.77%	rocky 4 drago
16	2	1.77%	rocky drago
17	2	1.77%	rocky ivan drago
18	2	1.77%	ruggy joesten
19	2	1.77%	tuck-oop scoop-uk
20	2	1.77%	www.kitshickers.com

stats from october 06 vintagevantage.com-

Top 20 of 1153 Total Search Strings
#	Hits		Search String
1	3908	37.00%	vintage t-shirts
2	598	5.66%	steroids
3	495	4.69%	vintage vantage
4	328	3.11%	cowgirl
5	300	2.84%	vintage t shirts
6	298	2.82%	rednecks
7	279	2.64%	mud trucks
8	213	2.02%	vintage tee shirts
9	181	1.71%	tuna
10	168	1.59%	noodling
11	115	1.09%	2 live crew
12	104	0.98%	vintage tshirts
13	97	0.92%	jack johnson
14	93	0.88%	vintage tees
15	80	0.76%	weekend at bernies
16	70	0.66%	vintagevantage
17	69	0.65%	vintage tee
18	61	0.58%	chunky
19	58	0.55%	hoochie
20	57	0.54%	vintage shirts

i want to find the two people who searched for "tuck-oop scoop-uk"

modelfest2

modelfest 2 tonight, last time was so much fun

dutch wonderland

vv greatest hits III

just like last time -

vv greatest hits II

just like last time -

a couple of wisconsin shirts -

playing cheese flute

vv greatest hits

going through some dusty folders, i found a few interesting pics from the early days of vintage vantage:


cape cod?


cape tuna.