Showing posts with label sh vintage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sh vintage. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Spraytan Jesus, Airbrushed Pig


Hai Wednesday! Hai WTF!

Yesterday was Sugarhoney's 3rd birthday - coincidence? 

hbd honey


Hai, people holding lambs!

lamb holders


This one's actually pretty good. 

salmon


Hai, husky dog piggy bank!

husky piggy bank


Hai, spray tan Jesus!

jesus


Hai, animal family picture!

animal famiy picture


Last but not least, made in China, Hai airbrushed pig with American flag on its butt!

usa pig


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Fake Ice Cream, Towelephant


Bonjour Wednesday! Bonjour WTF!

Bonjour, cherub riding a pair of dolphins!

dolphin riding cherub


Bonjour, toothpick!

toothpick


Bonjour, Goldsboro!

goldsboro


Adieu, Goldsboro!

goldsboro back

Bonjour, happy flautist!

song of the seashore


Bonjour, fake ice cream sundae!

fake ice cream sundae


I think you are a candle, but flame next to plastic straws?

fake ice cream


Bonjour, Tiffy!

tiffy


Bonjour, bowling frog!

bowling frog


Bonjor, warrior sitting on a bear in Reebok high tops!

reebok hitops


Bonjour, baby in a pile of hats!

baby fireman


Last but not least, bonjour, wig-wearing towelephant!

towelephant



 As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:




https://www.etsy.com/listing/518384294/90s-vintage-t-shirt-too-close-you-can

https://www.etsy.com/listing/518784010/vintage-60s-football-jersey-weak-for-you

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Pienis Cream Cookies


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

We had a bunch of people over here Sunday for Mother's Day brunch. 

About halfway through, two sweet, hilarious, creative boys, age 6 and 8, asked me to help turn on the typewriter. They were gleeful about typing a story, so gleeful in fact that I took a picture to document their glee.

Typewriter


After everybody left, I found ripped up pieces of paper thrown like confetti around the desk chair in my office. 

I taped them back together and a masterpiece (masterpienis) began to emerge...voila! Jhon with Hispienis Cream Cookies!

Jhon with hispienis cream cookies

JHON WITH HISPIENIS CREAM COOKIES

CHAPTER ONE

PIENIS CREAM COOKIES

ONE DAY JHON SAW SOME COOKIES THEY WERE THE KIND WAS PIENIS
CREAM ON THE COVER OF THE CAN IT HAD A PIENIS. HE ATE ONE OF
THE COOKIES IT TASTED LIKE PIENISIS. 

CHAPTER TWO

PINISIS INSIDE
 **********

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, March 01, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Sandalfoot Knee Highs, Biblical Wealth Planning


Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Hola sheepskin exercycle seat!

sheepskin exercycle seat


Hola craptastic birds gone wild!

birds gone wild


Hola foxes getting married. 

foxes get married


Hola Falkor wearing mascara!

falkor


Hola clothespin antelope pencil holder from Dillon, Montana!

clothespin deer


Hola sandalfoot knee highs in an Easter basket!

kneehighs


Kevin's a Capricorn - this is harsh but fair. 

capricorn


Hola Manatee in an Adirondack chair sipping on an umbrella drink!

manatee martini


Hola record For Doctors Only!

for doctors only


Hola Small Lonely Hill!

a small lonely hill


Hola cassettes about Financial and Estate Planning from a Biblical Perspective - Scriptural Basis for Wealth!

bible financial planning


Last but not least, I imagine the work order was "paint everything - the walls, the gutters, the downspouts, everything." "Everything?" "Everything."

painted flood lights


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Eye Shadow Cat, Snarling Tigers


Greetz, Wednesday! Greetz, WTF!

Greetz, giant-eared cat wearing eye shadow and kissing a frog. 

giant eared cat and frog


Greetz, gun-toting, leg-crossing hillbilly!

hillbilly


Greetz, backwards-footed, zoned out Eskimo baby. 

eskimo doll


Last but not least, greetz family of hissing, snarling tigers. 

snarling tigers


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, February 01, 2017

WTF Wednesday: Fitness Walking, Yoga Mice


Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello suspect worm coming out of the Q in Tequilas.

tequilas


Hello triple dip mustache of Martin Luther King as seen through the eyes and crayons of a 5 year old.

mlk



Hello More Wealth without Risk. 

wealth without risk



Hello Fitness Walking for Women (right next to "How to Make Every Man Want You"). 

fitness walking for women



Hello Kids Are Worth It! 

kids are worth it


Hello Questionable Yoga Mice. 

yoga mice



Hello Bigger, Frillier Yoga Mice. 

tape mice


Hello Flamingo dressed in a lace clown suit. 

flamingo clown


Last but not least, Happy Tongue Out Tuesday! 

tongue out tuesday



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: