Friday, March 09, 2012

commandments


if i were god (or moses) two of my commandments would be 

1. thou shalt not buy old navy pants at the goodwill 

2. thou shalt not get high and tweeze thy eyebrows

2 comments:

  1. I wax one half eyebrow off after too many beer, said I.

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  2. precisely!

    tweezing is an activity best left to times when your judgment and concentration are the soberest!

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