finding this nut-eating golf-playing squirrel fake-collared sweatshirt at goodwill. he has a rhinestone eye.
going to see a week-old baby. he was probably smaller than this squirrel. the whole time i was there he was sleeping, healthy, and pink.
watching kevin compose an ode to holden on a terrible dented manual typewriter - "The Bowels of Heaven"
ALSO one of the people in the following photo will be doing 5 minutes of stand-up comedy next tuesday july 5 at the magnetic field in asheville's river arts district. (event link here.)
i consider stand up comic to be the scariest job in existence. i would rather change the light bulbs on top of bridges.
happy 4th of july! hope your bombs burst in air.
Dear Skippy,
ReplyDeleteAs I started out my July 4th weekend, my bombs bursted in my pantalones. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Anonaembarrassed
anonaembarrassed - reload! try, try, try again!
ReplyDeleteoh man, thanks so much! you always have such great squirrely advice. some squirrels sure did raise you right.
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