naked bike ride

"If you do encounter police or any other aggression do not reciprocate the aggression, keep it light, our best weapon is humour. It's tough getting angry at a colourful naked person on a bicycle. Anger and aggression only returns anger and aggression."

linked on the asheville naked bike ride site
it is this weekend, i hope they go near my house, from the past photos it looks like they will.

they're doing it all over the world - chicago, seattle, denver, black rock city, huntington... check it out

odd business practice

9:30 PM, need a drink, run up to the corner gas station, bring drink to register, say "hey," the cashier is behind the counter looking down counting money...for a long minute...without acknowledging me.

me: what time do you all close? (thinking it must be very soon if he's already counting)

him: 10:45

me: hmmmm...that's kinda random time...

him: yeah it's so we can close up and have everything ready and can get out of here at 11.

me: what about the people who see your lights on at 10:35 and figure you must be open til 11 and come try to buy something at 10:50?

him: (blank stare)

did you know?

Q: Is it possible for one litter to contain puppies from 2 different male dogs?

A: Yes. Although each ovule can only be fertilized once, in each heat stage somewhere between 2 and 20 ovules mature, so a female dog may become impregnated from a few different male dogs if she has humped more than one during that time.

shoot to that

shoot to that, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

poor baby

patient, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

i'm a lucky dog, lucky dog. oh, i'm a lucky dog, lucky dog. north asheville animal hospital's wonderful dr. plankenhorn took out the bone that was stuck in my intestines. oh i'm a lucky dog, lucky dog.

happy birthday holden! get well soon!

holden's first ride home, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

holden my loyal little friend turns a ripe old 10 today. this is from his ride home after being plucked from the breeder's bargain bin.

i just got back from the vet, where i left holden. he is right now in surgery to remove a rib from his intestines. i didn't feed him any ribs, i guess he got it somehow in the neighbor's yard where he was playing wednesday. he threw up twice yesterday and i wasn't too worried, then threw up again today & i took him in to the vet.

he might be able to come home tomorrow or he might have to stay the whole weekend at the emergency vet.

we're talking thousands of dollars. and one sick, sick puppy.

i was supposed to go tubing down the green river tomorrow with a bunch of people, not any more.

i hope he's okay. my little buddy.

***UPDATE***Friday 8PM

just talked to the vet, holden made it through surgery, the bone was in his upper small intestine, caught in the spot where he had surgery back when he was 2 & ate a pair of my roommate's tights. it was just about to perforate, another day and he would've been a goner. she said they saved the bone for me. he's doped up on pain killers resting overnight and she'll call first thing in the morning to let me know how he's doing. but so far so good.

how to make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich (1983)

First you take two peices of bread some peanut butter and some jelly and then
you spread the peanut butter and jelly on the bread and put one peice of bread
on top of another. Then you get a plate and put the sandwich on it. And
finally you put everything but the sandwich and plate away.

band album name & cover

this was re-posted on a site i visit, and i think it's awesome:

A little creative/random rock-juice for those of you tired of thinking of band/album names and corresponding cover-art. It also doubles as an interesting commentary on how random rock-related names/titles and images are compared to years past, when you could guess the name of a song as soon as you heard the chorus. Debut albums were self-titled and record covers typically featured a photo of the band standing around staring at their own reflection in a puddle of water. It's not like that much anymore.

This is fun.

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your new band or solo-act.

2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your next record.
(If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.)

3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days", which is a randomly generated page of photos. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Put it all together and see what you get.

i did it yesterday but i'm doing it again -

band name - Black Light
album name - optimism is sheer terror
record cover -
now you do it!

happy birthday swirls

an eleventh hour birthday wish to charlie swirls rocking chickens in roanoke

phil's can safe repair

our friend shiny haired phil just created a visually stunning way to repair the top of your can safe, should the top come apart.

here are his step by step simple instructions

here's his flickr photo set

he is crafty like macguyver

because of the tricky tops i've stopped making can safes and now it's all peanut butter jar safes all the time.

seger vs. springsteen

i find it hard to repeat this quotation that i love correctly to a group of people:

"Some people call Bob [Seger] the poor man's Bruce Springsteen, but personally, I always thought Bruce was the rich man's Bob Seger. Love 'em both, though."

- Bob Dylan in April 2008 Vanity Fair




bob seger doing 'ramblin gamblin man' on a 60's tv show 'happening'

already june

a wise man counts his blessings while a fool counts his problems - michael franti says something like this

my weekend's been full of barfing dogs, birthday parties & upcheering & unplugged rock n roll at a subdivision on a sunday afternoon, yee haw!