Wednesday, August 24, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Extremely Weird Fishes, Clamfoot


Hey Wednesday! Hey WTF!

Hey extremely weird fishes. 

extremely weird fishes


Hey literate monkey. 


reading monkey


Hey eyebrows. 

doll feet


Hey Romeo.

romeo


What in the actual eff?

what in the actual fuck 2


No words. 

what in the actual fuck 3


Easy there, gardener. 

garden peaked


A ceramic jewelry box with "HER" on it? 

her box


Last but not least, it's Clamfoot the dirty clown!

clam foot clown


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Friday, August 19, 2016

Friend Promotion Friday: Artist Jess Pfohl of JessMessin'


Hello and welcome to Friend Promotion Friday!

Self-promotion may be hard and awkward, but friend promotion is easy and fun.    

Feast your eyes on the art of Jess Pfohl, aka JessMessin'

http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/

Jess is an amazing artist based in the Baltimore area. Her works are bold and fun!

They are available on a wide variety of media including: signed prints, stickers, tote bags, cups, magnets, and pillows.

Pop art portrait illustration magnets!


http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/

Crab pillows!

http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/

Lobster prints!

http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/

She also does major art installations for festivals and other structures, such as Flower Farm


http://jessmessin.com/collections/flower-farm/

 She is legit, check out her resume: 



Check out her website: http://jessmessin.com/

Check out her current works: http://jessmessin.com/work-in-progress/


Check out her store: http://jessmessin.com/jessmessin-store-merch-gifts/


Check her out wearing a t-shirt I made specially for her which says "Happy Birthday" on the front, and "Sorry for Your Loss" on the back.  She was attending a birthday party in the afternoon, and a memorial concert in the evening and needed something suitable.


All in all, she is a wildly creative person who makes vibrant, fun, and functional art for a living, so show her some love!

Please keep in mind the vast majority of these friends are hustling to pay for their own health insurance. Supporting their businesses helps in many far-reaching positive ways.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Aerobics Record, Shot Put Bribe

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Every koala bear needs a doll, and every old lady needs a figurine to commemorate them. 

koala w doll


 High heel sequin piggy bank? 

high heel piggy bank


Appalachian spring...looks pretty depressing. 

appalachian spring

I love 80s workout records, and I love the name Joanie. 

joanie greggains


Last but not least, with all the Olympic fever going on, I was reminded of the time that I threw the shot put for the high school winter track team.  As I recall, my teacher was the coach and they had no girl shot putters that season and I was offered a 100 on a math test in exchange for competing - if I could huck it even 10 feet, our team might get a point or two in the meet, better than zero.  In retrospect, it was a corrupt bribe, and I am no better than crooked shillary, but it makes a WTF picture. 

heather mctammany shotput shot put


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Goulet, Bob Robert, Many Dolls


Hello Wednesday. Hello WTF.

Please excuse last week's absence, there has been a sudden death in the close family and posting may be off in the future as i travel. 

I did unearth some WTFery last week I'd like to share, starting with Goulet: 

goulet

Bob, short for Robert? 

bob robert


Some hilarious person added facial hair. 

jerry


The Rambos have great hairstyles.

rambos


 Acrylic rug yarn.

rug yarn


Christmas cat feet.

cat tail front


Christmas cat a white squirrel?

cat tail


Is that a whale penis? 

whale penis


Curtsy or something? 

curtsy


Yes that is a tiny skull in his hand. 

worst doll


Jester on the sidelines in a cast. 

kissed clown


Finally, if he wasn't before, he will be when he sees this on the coffee table. 

is he depressed


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week: