The FDA has just approved this device.
It sucks the food out of your stomach and dumps it in the toilet before the calories stick to your butt.
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.The AspireAssist system consists of a thin tube implanted in the stomach, connecting to an outside port on the skin of the belly. About 20 minutes after finishing a meal, users connect the port to an external device, which drains some of the recently-consumed food into the toilet.
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