Wednesday, June 15, 2016

WTF Wednesday: Sump Pump for Your Stomach

The FDA has just approved this device.

It sucks the food out of your stomach and dumps it in the toilet before the calories stick to your butt.
The AspireAssist system consists of a thin tube implanted in the stomach, connecting to an outside port on the skin of the belly. About 20 minutes after finishing a meal, users connect the port to an external device, which drains some of the recently-consumed food into the toilet.
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Anonymous said...

Heard on the radio this morning most of the people who will want it are suffers of bulimia.
Seems like something they shouldn't have.

skippy haha said...

oh jesus christ. that is even sadder. seems like it could even cause or exacerbate bulimia - why not binge when you have already installed an automatic purge device in your digestive tract.

Anonymous said...

This is insane a REAL WTF


Jessica U said...


So after dinner you and your date go home.... Oh wait let me go pump and dump and then I'll be right back?!? So WTF

skippy haha said...

@Jessica & MOM -
I hear ya and I do not know! WTF?!?!?!?