Wednesday, April 01, 2015

WTF Wednesday: Scrunchies, Buddhist Yoga Butt, Hands of a Clown

Hello there, Wednesday! Hello there, WTF!

Last week we were at a sold out show at the Orange Peel, standing behind a woman with a curtain of fine, silky hair.

The Orange Peel has a "Big Ass Fan" which blows a stiff breeze through the room. 

big ass fan

You can probably guess that long hair plus a big ass fan equals disaster for everybody behind her. We all had mouthfuls of her hair. Next time, I am bringing some of these to hand out. Simple.

Moving on to an interesting book I picked up at Goodwill last week - Buddhist Yoga. 

buddhist yoga

Written in 1975 by Kanjiitsu Iijima, this book contains many nuggets of wisdom, some anecdotal (balding man stops using soap on his head, hair grows back), and some helpful diagrams.


But the most stunning paragraph, maybe the most stunning paragraph I have ever read, is below (Extraordinary effectiveness of constricting the anus): 

constricting the anus

I don't know where to begin with this information, but I felt it needed to be shared. WTF!?

Now for a segue into gospel LP's. 

the loopers

 So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.  



Christy Lane's Complete Book of Line Dancing by Christy Lane.

christy lane line dancing

The hands of the clown.

the hands of the clown



Last but not least, this thriftstore craft: 

i figured

You figured correctly.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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Anonymous said...'ve outdone yourself. Since I have no idea where to begin....I won't. I'll just sit here quietly and try to absorb it all as I learn how to control my life through my butt.

Anonymous said...

Must be what the puck Wednesday.

shuds said...

the april fool's day edition rocked the internet house! great stuff about pucking.

skippy haha said...

thank you guys!