Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Easy Funny Vintage Halloween Costumes


The world does not need another Sexy Black Cat this Halloween. Be different! Be funny! Be comfortable!

1. Be a Physics Team Coach. (wear goggles, carry magnets).


http://www.skippyhaha.com/shop/physics-teacher-coach-wtf-tee/


2.  Be Owner of the World's Cutest Cat. (carry stuffed animal, or real animal, or photo album).


https://www.etsy.com/listing/167657865/t-shirt-vintage-80s-owner-of-worlds


3. Be a Chop Stix Express Delivery Person. (wear an Asian hat and carry a box of chow mein).


4. Be Michael Jackson from "Beat It"  (no one wants to be defeated).




5. Be a Brand New Grandma.


https://www.etsy.com/listing/196492106/vintage-90s-t-shirt-brand-new-grandma


6. Be a Beauty Pageant Contestant. (wear a big wig and a tiara, carry a dozen carnations).




7. Be a Senior Olympian - Elderly athlete in the Haywood County Senior Games: (green) 


https://www.etsy.com/listing/166085803/vintage-70s-t-shirt-haywood-county


and/or red for a two person cosutme:


https://www.etsy.com/listing/170905091/vintage-70s-t-shirt-haywood-county


8. Be a Concessions Monitor (check/take everybody's drinks).


https://www.etsy.com/listing/69046415/vintage-80s-chesapeake-jubilee


9. Be an Oscar Mayer Hot Dog salesperson. (carry a bag of buns).




10. Be a Mall Walker (Wear wind pants and wrist weights). (Another one available here for a funny 2 person costume).


https://www.etsy.com/listing/163689427/vintage-tee-shirt-80s-soft-mall-walkers


11. Be a Football Quarterback.


http://www.skippyhaha.com/shop/70s-football-jersey-quarterback/


12. Be the Captain and Admiral of the "Breezy" yacht. Easy funny Two Person Halloween Costume:

These costumes are easy, quick, cheap, comfortable, and reusable, and it won't take you 10 minutes to remove them to take a piss.

Happy Halloween!

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