Thursday, May 14, 2009

christ did a cow shit in here?

here's the opening line to an email i got this week:

Hi Heather!

It's Emily R##s..you know the one that said "Christ did a cow shit in here?" in a nice little play and yes I believe you peed your pants on your parents dining room chair...that was me.



her family of 3 girls around the ages of my brother and me, i was oldest by a couple years, Emily was youngest by a few years, would come visit for a couple weeks in the summer and we would go to their house at bonnet shores in rhode island for a couple weeks in the summer too and we would do plays. the one she's talking about she was maybe 4 or 5 years old and i was about 8th grade and she knocked on the front door in a skit from 'kentucky fried movie' for a fake air freshener commercial, she had white hair like an angel and knocked on the door and said 'christ did a cow shit in here' and it was so funny i peed on the chair.

it was either this year or the following summer.



emily is on the left, the sign says 'politics in review,' my brother has blue eyebrows.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was she just reciting a line from a script you wrote for this little play or was it an adlib from her? I'd believe either answer.

skippy haha said...

it was really neither - it was a line out of scene straight from the movie 'kentucky fried movie' - first leigh came in and said "Fish for dinner?" then marcie came in and said "Is harvey still smoking those damn cigars?" then emily came in and said "christ did a cow shit in here?"

Anonymous said...

How in the world do you remember that? It was close to 25 years ago!

Anonymous said...

Heather forgets NOTHING..it's a power she was born with. You either have it or not...99.99% of the world does not...but Heather has it. Very scary...
So Heath...how's Em..did she say what she's doing?
MOM

skippy haha said...

it's easier to remember things that make such an impression that i pee my pants! emily is doing great...thinking of places to move...